wanna know how many friends i make when i do this? a million.

Man! I can't handle all these pleas to hang out anymore. I'm too popular for my own good...

psych.

My social life status? Nonexistent.

Reasons being:

I do nothing but watch ABC on T.V.

My idea of an adrenaline rush is riding scooters down a big hill

No friends.

See ya.