"Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer."
"Your mom goes to college"
"The worst day of my life, what do you think?"
"It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for it's skills in magic.
"Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at this school who has a mustache."
".... Boyfriend?"
"Napoleon you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on tree's in this family? Take it back! And get some pampers for you and your brother while you're at it!"
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