Monday, May 31, 2010

i like when i see this


the most precious thing ever.
i looove cute old people.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?

"Alice in Wonderland"is an excellent movie.
yesterday was oodles of fun. today was hilarious. I like Kassie. and Jessie. and Kati. and Robyn. everytime i would turn over in my sleep, i got a whiff of campfire smoke, that's #3. we headed up to makeout point to headlight couples "getting some". fail. but we found the appeal of it, the view is awesome. Costa tastes real good when it's dark outside, especially when you take turns telling awkward hand holding stories while you eat it.

5th Sunday is the best Sunday of them all. me and Syd got lucky enough to teach the rowdy 10 year old boys. goodness. one little boy, James, is the real life version of Russell, from "Up". he is a little chubby, super loud, and talks with a full on lisp. he yelled this at us 3 times when we told him to keep it down a little:
"I said I'd keep it under control, but I didn't say for how long! a loop hole!"
good one James.

hooray for bonfires, new-ish friends, good food, James, and life's awkwardness.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

dinosaur food

how stellar would it be if there were still old school diners around, like this one in "Grease". look, look how cool they are. somebody would probably make bank if they opened one of these. it would be the hottest hangout spot of the summer, and everyone would load up on quarters to play their favorite songs on the jukebox. the floor would probably be checkered, and the people would probably wear red and white. do you want to be happy like Danny and Sandy? i know i do.

P.S. as a child i never realized how inaproppriate this movie really is, i just had the hots for Danny Zuko.

Friday, May 28, 2010

you know you've read too much harry potter when..

.. you know what it means when it is misty outside
.. you find yourself constantly quoting characters from the book
.. when you don't want to lift something up, you attempt to use "wingardium leviosa"
.. your interested in what qualifies as "half-blood"
.. your friends question your sanity sometimes; they don't understand
.. you've been to at least 3 midnight showings of the movie, and waited in Smiths for a book release
.. a teacher you don't like is reffered to as "Snape", possibly your chemistry teacher
.. you have a crush on Rupert Grint
.. Hogwart's is extrememly appealing
.. you've always wanted to try Butterbeer
.. you've organized a quidditch team and/or play quidditch video games on weekends
.. you've got your own wand
.. you loathe Peter Pettigrew
these guys are beautiful people


Ron, so hot right now.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

inferno


today I:

-took almost 100 pictures of sister Amy
-saw "Diary of a Wimpy Kid", it's cute.
-ate a twist ice cream cone from Macey's Deli
-LC hung out with BC
-roasted some mallows (that makes 2 times already)
-came up with an acronym for my initials:
Legitimate
Gangsters
Club
-almost hung out with Kassie Hymas
-creeped some kids out
-saw Jessie, Kati, and Shikeya at graduation
-saw the REAL "wizard guy eating raisins" at Macey's.
-batted my eyelashes at Dallin, even though he couldn't see them
-used the word "kindling". i know, i should be a girl scout
-hung out with a bunch of 13 year old boys, their so awkward. so cool.
-layed on some really green grass for a while
-made curfew by one minute
-blogged.. twice

happy thursday!


have mercy

in the last 2 days i've gotten a total of 8 hours of sleep. have mercy.
olive garden made me want to throw up because it's so good. have mercy.
i was forced to sit throught 2010 graduation. have mercy.
but i can't really complain about life right now, it's had mercy on me.

even though i've had a tremendous lack of rest, it's been a super fun start to the summer. tuesday night: ceremonies began. we burned all our hard work and felt really good about it. i said goodbye to Precal Honors homework with sarcastic sorrow. sorry, it's real. we played some trampoline baseball, and i struck cade out. get some, what?
we met up with some friends on a date, at a time, and at a place that will not be mentioned. but we'll keep it at this: pancakes taste really yummy in the early (really early) hours of the morning, especially at super shady people with a fun group of kids.

Olive Garden's soup, salad, and breadstick lunch special treated me well. nobody can complain about quality like that.
it was actually neat watching my older sister graduate from high school. it really wasn't as bad as everyone says. Dallin Major's voice soothed me to the point of pure joy, and D Lloyd looked so fine in his gown. plus i love those people who decide to make things interesting for me by keeping it real on the jumbo tron by taking stellar pictures. like that one superman guy, whoever you are. and Bryan Sampson, repping BYU. kudos.
congrats sis! you'll do great things.




here's to now, here's to then, here's to the class of twenty ten

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

vikings are hot

"I just got a wave of nervousness for next year."
"why?"
"cuz i actually have to play!"
-Robyn Jeserick

"It's not like I want to like lynch them... I just don't want to be friends with them"
-Robyn Jeserick

"Cheese face, cheese fart, cheese head, something like that"
-person who i do not know their name

"It was like the poster child of suck"
-Clay Ellis

"Hey, hug a dolphin another day okay?"
-Paris Eustace Geller (for you, Nicole)

I like these people. I like them a whole lot.

my mother said "shoot dog" today, and my young womens leader threatened to give her "peeps" (young women) some "stretchy pants" instead of sweats for girls camp. coolest. ward. ever.

Nathan Kester is the boy version of...?

barbeques & freshly mown grass

SUMMER. summer. it's finally here. after spending countless hours in the prison, we're released to live like rockstars, or something like it. I liked kicking off summer of 2010 at the music blasting, headache granting, hand cramping yearbook party. I try to be as specific and creative when signing yearbooks as I can, but there's always the clueless few who still write "H.A.G.S."
gee thanks. I saw sthadie busthtin a move. in honor of the dodsons, i'll have millions of dance partiesth, i mean parties. i don't have "the gift" like some, but I can get my groove on every once in a while. syd will be present at all of them, and the song "2 step" will play at all of them. she's got mad skills..

I plan to go to lagoon this summer with as many people as I can get. it smells really bad there, but it's always high on the to do list. i'll stay away from the ferris wheel, since i'm afraid of heights. curse my lack of courage, they're so cool.

Monday, May 24, 2010

alphabetical joys

A-Amy my seester
B-blogging senseless
C-worn out converse
D-double bubble bubble gum
E-eating every meal outside
F-french braiding my bangs
G-genu valgum. wait..
H-Harry Potter
I-blueberry pie ice cream
J-Justin Beiber- do not mock.
K-my cute kitty cat Raja
L-lemonade. mmm
M-finding money in random places
N-new, fresh, crisp stationary
O-opening letters from my Gran-Gran
P-playing in the rain with no shoes on
Q-quality time with the fam
R-red nail polish
S-summer sun giving me tans
T-talking on the phone for 10 minutes
U-floral patterned umbrellas
V-very funny people
W-saying "Wob" in my "special" voice
X-exiting the school for 3 months
Y-hunting down yard sales
Z- Zonko's Joke Shop (I wish)

durf boy- syd

durfee's class really blows, so i'm blogging. and rebelling.
today syd is going to help me make a tetris account.
she won a tournament, so if there was anyone to go to, it'd be her. i wanna be a tetris friend.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

look familiar?

oh my gosh. i've found the real Hogwarts Express! it's in Scotland, and you bet I'm going to ride it someday. then I can get some cauldron cakes and drewballs from the little plump witch who pushes the food cart. this is for sure going on my bucket list.

"anything from the trolley dears?"

Saturday, May 22, 2010

C. O. R. P. TEAM CONTRACT

I, ___________, Pledge my Risk Loyalty and playing time to the Confederation of Risk players (C.O.R.P.) I will always follow the C.O.R.P. Rules layed forth by the Elite CHAlliance leadership that I am agreeing to play under. I acknowledge the power and authority that the Presidency holds over my risk playing opportunities in this, and the next life.
I, ___________, agree to live by and follow this contract forever.

Applicant Signature: _________
Print name: _______________

President: ________________
Hayden David Anderson

Vice President: _____________
Cole Andrew Engemann

Secretary of War: ___________
David Ray Funk

this is why they are my friends.

Friday, May 21, 2010

i promise to love you forever

how in the world did i live my life normally without ever experiencing the thrill of walking through IKEA?


i'll never go back to RC Willey or Walmart's isle 13 again.

p.s. this is going to be in my home as a library/study room (i'll have a 3 story library).
it's sophisticated, yet an organized mess. i love it.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

cheer up sleepy jean


i don't know how to feel about life today

i'm kinda really sad that seminary is over, it was a good class for me. i promised myself i'm going to attend summer seminary at least 3 times.


today was Jades birthday, watch out. we took her out to eat at Wingers and i've never been so full in my life.


i wish i was "in touch" with the blogging world, then i could follow peoples blogs and feel good about life. right now i don't know how to feel (hence the title)


if i could explain how ready i am for school to be over, it would be an understatement


i think that megan abels polka dot headband is darling. i wish i could pull it off.


i need a genie for all these wishes.


i watched Hook the other day and realized how much i like it. "RUFIO"


i feel like i should be doing something better with my time right now, like studying for the final math exam or something useful.


Us by Regina Spektor. it's an old one, but i always find myself being drawn back to it.

i think i'll lie down and take a nap

for a good time, listen to them.




have a happy wednesday!

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

life is really just a bowl of cherries

i changed the whole blog, i think it was necessary. and i love it.

i wish i had a pen pal in a far away land, like maybe Australia or Scotland. that would be the coolest. then i could buy a lot of stationary. a lot of people don't know, but that is my secret weakness. i love fresh new stationary that looks classy and fancy.

my mom burns incense. some people think it's gross, but i may have become an addict over the last 17 years of my life. oops. i especially like the mint smelling ones.

it's almost summa time, which means bracelet time
hallelujiah.

never sell your hen on a rainy day

(proverb babe)
what do you do when all you wanted to do was watch a ball game but the rain decides to pour all over you? hit up the cool parts of Slat Lake City. first, pay a visit to Sconecutter home of the delicious scone with a stick of butter, a pound of cinnamon, and about 2000 calories. but hey, you can run it off later. while your waiting for the rain to clear up and a ball game to start, i'd suggest coming up with creative things involving the name "Sconecutter".

"ladies, i'm so glad we could get sconed together"- new friend Aimee
"he stole a pair of shoes, so they sconed him"

when your full of scones and the weather doesn't look promising, it's time for some serioius shopping. okay, my new favorite store EVER can be found in Sugar House. if your ever in Salt Lake, you must go check out One Thousand Villiages. this place is ran by volunteers who sell native items from all over the world, raising money for the struggling countries. it's incredible the things that can be done with some telephone wire, newspaper, and determination. you'll adore the bracelets, earrings, bags, and little keepsakes crafted by natives. seriously, go.
traffic at 5 p.m. sucks. so, to pass the time and set the mood, grab a waterbottle and sing All By Myself in your liquid microphone at the top of your lungs. let it all out. we did. whataday.

let's go get sconed

Monday, May 17, 2010

happy dance

i have this little nagging that happy lists are overrated. i'll ignore it.

red nail polish. biology fwens. MORP. denim shorts. knee-highs. syd. stu. harry potter. texting (i normally hate it). straightening my hair. showering. kittens. cousins. paige. reading old journals. writing in new ones. air popcorn. ESSP's. eryn haws. softball. summer. fires. candy canes. moccasins. blankets. pens. fresh notebook paper. wob. bwells. seminary. waking up early and not being tired. meeting new people. dancing. leis. "jerk offs". noob. cade, ryan, nate. DAD?!. bracelets. tans. wonderland. raps. Mr. Beck. frisbee. your mom. the O.C.. ANTM re-runs. Dwight K. Schrute. babe. seniors. amy. sasoyson. cute old couples.

looks like i'm a pretty happy girl right now.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

"can i have a bandaid? i scraped my knee when i fell for you"

hit on someone in Barnes and Noble? check.
Brigham gave change to a homeless person, and asked a lady what her favorite lotion was
Syd gave a random girl a hug, and flirted with a boy
Jeff climbed a tree
Robyn and I gave napkins to a stranger and sang to a little boy
Scott pretended he had a disability for 10 minutes

MORP was a blast. my date is a total babe.
we rode the trax to downtown saltlake where a scavenger hunt awaited us. on the train there was a girl who was going to cast a spell on us, and a man who was jamming to his tunes. i held hands with john stockton!
my stomach wasn't working right when we went to costa. freak.
Brigham has some saweet dance moves!
Missy has a party barn.

you better believe MORP was #1

Friday, May 14, 2010

speechless.


It's absolutely crazy how fast school has flown by! one second i was looking for a homecoming dress, and the next i was getting dropped off by my prom date. soon i'll be looking for a wedding dress (not a hint or anything, just saying)! my sister is graduating this year. graduating. i'm next. I have made so many friends and met cool people in high school. -i'm talking like it's over for me- but really. i have major senioritis. next year will be a battle! I think it's safe to say I need to practice growing up a little bit.
P.S. MORP tomorrow :)

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

berry to mint!

Letters to Juliet

i really really want to see this film.
the previews look so cute, and Amanda is a flippin baaaaabe. i like chick flicks, especially ones where the people perfect for eachother fall in love in the end.
just wait, this will happen to me someday :)
p.s. nothing beats my love for the wizarding world.

like whoa.


i found out my little 12 year old sister is dating.. whoa.
i like candy necklaces alot, especially when you nail someone unexpectedly.
what is the huge deal anyway? really.
MORP will go down in the books!
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn't mean we all have"
i want to be Hermione, she gets Ron in the end
2nd round in state tomorrow, let's send someone home. (stolen from Kati Briggs)
if i could describe how excited i am for summer, it would be an understatement.
the Rockstar Diaries is so cute.
whoa.

Monday, May 10, 2010

it all started with chocolate chip pancakes

I made cute designs on my bubble sheet then watched the lunch ladies prepare school lunch. AP tests have basically become one of my hobbies. the announcer lady was really good at reading.

oh, i quoted a friend on the blood part of the essay, "did i ever tell you i bleed alot?"
the flies one, i wrote just about the nicest fairytale ever written, but whatever.

mac has bat caves, and i went in them today.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

i love my mom!

she's the best mom in the whole wide world. i can't express how much i appreciate her in my life.
she is always there for me when i need her, and is always showing how much she loves me.
she is really good at cooking and can solve any problem. she painted our whole house and does a lot of the repairs we need too! she's creative, smart, helpful, caring, compassionate, optimistic, willing, charming, cool, cheery, loving, funny, and always trying to cheer people up. she's a really good person and i'm glad she is my mom!!
us kids are just grateful for her.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

if we were a movie

i think if people were to watch my life, on screen, they would quote it like theres nothin' else.



"welcome to my world, it's negative and dark."

"did you just say.. naked?"

"I have junk coming out of my legs!"

"tight like a dish"

"I'd imagine getting stabbed by a stalagmite would be the worst punishment"

"I've had several cell phones. one of them got eaten by a goat, the other one i dropped in a porta potty and my mom dived in after it"

"I have every kids dream!"

"If that doesn't make you want to say no to drugs, i don't know what will"

"know what that was? a fly ball. A FLY FREAKIN BALL"

"this popsicle doesn't have a stick!"... "it's female"

"I'm enjoying the crap out of it"

"you have numb bum?"



*if my life really were a movie, i'd want Zooey Deschanel to play me, and James Marsden to play the attractive co-star.

Friday, May 7, 2010

home shopping

now this is a cute house. i'd like to have a house that is white with blue shutters.
I'd loooooove to have cherry blossoms in my yard.
(thanks, istock)
I'll try to stay away from the Hantsel and Gretel themed houses.
when i'm old, you will see me in a house somewhat like this:
small (possibly a pleasant bright color), with a white picket fence
wouldn't it be cool to stay in a beach house? even for just a month or so.


i sure do hope the economy improves before i have to look for homes

Monday, May 3, 2010

priggity prom

was briggity brilliant.
jackpot at nickel city twice
taco bell froster. mmmm
pictures at studio
black dress
getting my groove on
jerking it up
martinelli's in fantastic glasses
AVATAR
"totally hooking up"
gross cute couples
coach hines, yamanashi, "sasoison"
seeing friends in pretty dresses,
and cute boys in tuxedos
syd tripping
speeding down state street..
in a BMW..
with the top down..
kim and chance getting pulled over-
because of toy guns
dum dums
and it was fun.
Prom 2010, a definite success