already?

noooo

they're getting a divorce.

well, i never liked kris anyways.

dear long hair,

i feel as if we haven't been too buddy buddy lately. i really want to chop you off, but 1. i'm a baby and 2. i love having you around when it gets cold. i'll try to pay attention to you from now on if you try to be instantly cute when i wake up in the morning. k cool.

p.s. a natural leighton meester curl would be good.

clever boy, harry.

"'Why were you lurking under our window?'

'Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our window, boy?'

'Listening to the news,' said Harry in a resigned voice. His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.

'Listening to the news! Again?'

'Well, it changes every day, you see,' said Harry"

-Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

J.K. Rowling is my homegirl.

this week's top ten

10. the new office episode

9. hallofunkaween dance. the first half only though.

8. amy's birthday!

7. sluffing class and being perfectly O.K. with it.

6. sneaking in a 2 hour nap, also called heaven on earth.

5. taking my siblings out for some costa. yum.

4. only working one day this week.

3. this little number i bought at a buy one get one free sale. pac sun ruled that day.

2. my every-two-weeks friend reunion.

1. getting a sweedish massage

love her

7

mallory tagged me to share seven things about me. two things. one, mallory's blog is one of my favorite blogs to read. she's funny. and two, i have miley cyrus stuck in my head now.

1. i own a pair of red cheetah spanks. they are my most favorite article of clothing i own. best two dollars i even spent.

2. i've already picked out my future kids names. jane, anna, molly, carter, and boston. they will be cute.

3. i'm terrified of aquatic animals. even fish.

4. the one thing i wish i could do is dance like a maniac. i can krump, but that doesn't count. gangsta rap made me do it.

5. i'm really ticklish. like, REALLY ticklish.

6. my major is elementary ed. i can't wait to teach little one's with eager minds and miniature backpacks.

7. i love ron bilius weasley with all my heart.

syd, amy, ally, lauren, holly. i now pass this privilege onto you.

..."and the seven things i hate the most that you do... ohhhh... they make me love you."

good stuff

let's talk awkward. like that moment right after you do something totally embarrassing and kind of look around, try to play it off cool, and keep doing whatever it was you were doing. it's hilarious. then it happens to you.

i was walking along the path to the pope science building today and this guy tripped a little, looked around to check if anybody saw it, and merged back into student traffic. i chuckled to myself and right then a bee flew right up to me and just hovered right by my stomach. i stopped moving.

i trusted in the whole "if you don't bother it, it won't bother you" thing.

it hovered on, so i tried to side step it; that didn't work. so i swatted at him. he got angry and tried to sting me. naturally, i let out a little yelp and flung my arms around for a second until he finally left.

this is that awkward part. i looked up and there was a small crowd. a flipping audience watching my bee encounter. i felt my face go bright red so i kind of laughed, they did too. "ha... well... ha ha... later..."

good start to the week i'd say.

just remember...

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